5 rules to remember in life
- Money can’t buy you happiness, but it’s more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes than on a bicycle.
- Forgive your enemy but remember the bastard’s name.
- Help someone when they are in trouble and they will remember you when they are in trouble again.
- Many people are alive only because it’s illegal to shoot them.
- Alcohol does not solve problems but neither does milk.
Owned. Hahaha.
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